dorisburke专题之「键盘侠」罗斯后撤步绝杀太阳｜11年公牛时期玫瑰再度绽放

[post game thread]the Minnesota timber wolves(22-24)steal one against the v phoenix suns(11-37)，116-116

明尼苏达森林狼(22胜24负)以116-114击败凤凰太阳(11胜37负)。

唐斯30分12篮板4助攻4抢断，吉布森17分5篮板，威金斯10分6篮板，罗斯31分4篮板3助攻，沙里奇9分5篮板，贝勒斯7分2篮板，蒂格4分5篮板8助攻；布克18分6篮板6助攻，沃伦21分4篮板；本德尔12分10篮板，乌布雷18分8篮板，杰克逊15分5篮板，埃西8分4助攻。

Derrick Rose gives the TWolves the lead with 0.6 seconds left.

罗斯在比赛仅剩0.6秒的时候帮助森林狼取得领先。

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[–]Bulls HaveSumBiryani 2506 points 3 hours ago

LET ME STEP BACK

公牛球迷：看我来个后撤步！（公牛“名宿”Stacey King当年解说罗斯比赛的经典语录let me step back and kiss myself）

[–][CHI] Ryan Arcidiacono jordonkry 1249 points 3 hours ago

AND KISS MYSELF

公牛球迷：再吻我自己！

[–]Thunder joeyma1996 1569 points 4 hours ago

GOD TOLD DERRICK TO RISE SO DERRICK ROSE

雷霆球迷：上帝想要看到玫瑰绽放，于是罗斯应声起飞。

[–]Rockets Dodoman0 40 points 4 hours ago

How good is it to watch this man play like this!

火箭球迷：看到罗斯能有这样的表现真好！

[–]76ers undeterminedceej 277 points 4 hours ago

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT

76人球迷：如果你不喜欢这个

[–]Timberwolves DoubleHammy 162 points 3 hours ago

Then kill yourselves

森林狼球迷：那就自杀吧！

[–][MIN] Derrick Rose WheedMBoise 149 points 4 hours ago

Guys we're so close to a Derrick Rose all-star appearance. One last wave of votes can be the difference maker, please vote D-Rose

森林狼球迷：伙计们，罗斯现在离全明星赛很接近了。再来最后一波投票就能决定了，请为罗斯投票吧！

[–]Grizzlies CleganeClan4 759 points 4 hours ago

Best story of the year so far. Every player seems to love him, gotta be an All-Star.

灰熊球迷：这个赛季到现在为止的最佳剧情。似乎每个球员都很喜欢他，必须得是全明星啊。

[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 980 points 4 hours ago

GET. THIS. MAN. TO. THE. ALL. STAR. GAME.

独行侠球迷：让！这个！男人！进入！全！明！星！

[–]Warriors BandwagonRandyy1 45 points 3 hours ago

I did my part today.

勇士球迷：我今天已经给他投票了

[–]Bulls Whoshabooboo 179 points 2 hours ago

As a Bulls fan I am so happy to see him showing signs of his former greatness. The way he played with such intensity I thought his legs were just done. Awesome to see what he had done this year even in another uniform

公牛球迷：作为一个牛蜜，看到罗斯展露出曾经那种伟大的迹象真的很是开心。以前那种高强度的打球方式，我还真以为他的腿不行了。看到他这个赛季的表现真爽啊，哪怕他已身披另一身球衣。

[–]Timberwolves JasperFeelingsworth 219 points 3 hours ago

That iso was pure 2011 Bulls level, that boy cold

森林狼球迷：那个绝杀的单挑纯粹就是2011年公牛时期的罗斯，这哥们儿真冷血。

[–]Bulls HellaBrainCells 71 points an hour ago

I still feel bad like he’s a hot girlfriend I had who turned out to be crazy but then got therapy and now she’s fine and we used to like really really Be in love

公牛球迷：我现在仍觉得可惜，仿佛他就是我的一个身材火辣的女朋友，开始很不可思议，不过后面接受治疗，现在她没事了，只是我们曾经真的真的很相爱。

[–]Just ADutchRudder 12 points an hour ago

It's fine you can still have sex with her on lonely nights.

没事，你现在也可以在寂寞的晚上和她啪啪啪啊。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown FriedFlesh 754 points 4 hours ago

This dude is nuts

凯尔特人球迷：罗斯今天打疯了。

[–]Wizards Fat314 18 points 2 hours ago

I was so scared and sad when he was sitting those games the past week or two. Thought it was coming back, but he fought it and now he's back to dominating

奇才球迷：过去一两周他缺阵了，我非常害怕又难过。我还以为噩运又来了，可是他撑住了，现在他又找回了统治力。

[–]Celtics ujbalock 117 points 4 hours ago

I'm crying rn fam DROSE IS BACK

凯尔特人球迷：我哭了老铁们，罗斯回来了

[–]Timberwolves Morezingis 555 points 3 hours ago

29 second half points.

森林狼球迷：下半场得了29分。

[–]Jazz littlejobin 298 points 3 hours ago

Basically the opposite of KAT who had 28 in the first and 2 in the second half

爵士球迷：他和唐斯基本反着来，唐斯上半场就拿了28分，下半场2分。

[–]Delete Accountant 127 points 3 hours ago

KAT had great effort in the first half, you could see him trying to dominate

唐斯上半场打得很拼，你可以发现他是想展现统治力的。

[–]Timberwolves j-9r 172 points 3 hours ago

The Suns were locking him up in the second half to a point where he got visibly frustrated and yelled fuck.

森林狼球迷：太阳下半场对他的限制很成功，他都明显地很沮丧了，而且还爆粗了。

[–]Suns Tailsofthesix 97 points 3 hours ago

Dude was throwing some great dimes, too bad his teammates couldn't finish. This allowed sun's to double him with ease

太阳球迷：唐斯还是有些不错的助攻的，可惜的是他的队友们没法完成进球。这就使得太阳对他的包夹很轻松了。

[–]NBA Mintastic 47 points 3 hours ago

It's too bad you guys don't have another max player to take that load off of him in those situations.

你们森林狼没有其他的顶薪球员能在这种情况下站出来帮唐斯分担任务。

[–][MIN] Tyus Jones sauersauce 27 points 2 hours ago

*Cries in Canadian

森林狼球迷：有个加拿大人流下了眼泪。

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[–]Timberwolves H2-sL 228 points 4 hours ago

DRose is our savior

森林狼球迷：罗斯就是我们的救世主。

[–]RocketsWhydidideletemyaccou 61 points 4 hours ago

I told everyone we should try to sign him. He'd be the second coming of Jesus for us right now.

火箭球迷：我之前和每个人说我们应该签下他。对于现在的我们而言，他就是耶稣的第二次降临。

[–][SAC] Bogdan Bogdanovic redwashing 32 points 3 hours ago

Couldn't understand why he couldn't find a team for so long. Before getting traded he was good with the Cavs. Not Wolves good, but still better than most backup guards in the league. Probably him not wanting to play for a week had something to do with it but still he seemed like he was worth taking a shot.

国王球迷：真不能理解为啥他就不能找到一个可以长期效力的球队。在被骑士交易之前，他的表现还是可以的。虽说没有在森林狼这么好，不过还是比联盟大多数替补后卫要强啊。也许是与他不想打一周有关吧，不过他看上去还是值得一试的。

[–]Bulls Munchiexs 37 points 3 hours ago

He was good on the knicks too. Whenever Drose gets minutes, he balls the fuck out. This is nothing new, but the media pushes a narrative.

公牛球迷：他在尼克斯表现也不错的。只要他出场，就卖力得一匹。这不是什么新鲜事，只是媒体有自己的说法而已。

[–]Timberwolves irishace88 213 points 4 hours ago

Another max game from Wiggins

森林狼球迷：维金斯又一场养生篮球。

[–]Thunder Random2105 44 points 4 hours ago

Conserves all his energy for OKC games only...

雷霆球迷：专门为打雷霆留力呢……

[–]Delete Accountant 96 points 4 hours ago

i think i saw him hustle on one play

didnt even notice him out there for the other 40 mins

我觉得我就看到他有一个回合很卖力。

其余的40分钟压根就没发现他在场上。

[–]Suns ChrisAZ480 46 points 4 hours ago

Your probably confusing him with Luol Deng on that one play.

太阳球迷：你说的那个回合应该是把鲁尔-邓当成维金斯了。

[–]Spurs quest4thebest 27 points 4 hours ago

D-Rose, who can barely play 82 games has better stats this season than Wiggins.

马刺球迷：连罗斯这个都不能打满82场比赛的人这个赛季的数据都比维金斯好。

[–]Timberwolves migzeh 5 points 4 hours ago

10 pts 6 rb. in 40 mins. :(

im fat and play at the rec centre and surely i put better stats up than that

森林狼球迷：维金斯打了40分钟就拿了10分6个板。

虽说我是个胖子，可我在休闲中心打球的数据都比这好。

[–]Hawks Niethy 19 points 3 hours ago

Wiggins should feel bad being shown up by Bender, who played 10 less minutes and was more productive after a ton of dnps.

Jackson and Oubre look really good off the bench.

Why the hell did/does Rose come off the bench? Teague is clearly ass in comparison.

老鹰球迷：本德尔的上场时间比维金斯少10分钟，可是经常没比赛打的他都要比维金斯表现更好，维金斯应该感到羞愧啊。

杰克逊和乌布雷这俩人替补出场的表现真不错。

为什么他么的罗斯要打替补呢？蒂格特么明显不如他啊。

[–]Celtics GreedyMN 114 points 4 hours ago

No wonder Doris Burke is so mad at Wiggins. There is no way you put her on the floor for 40 minutes against the Suns and she only gets 10 points.

凯尔特人球迷：怪不得Doris Burke之前对维金斯这么生气。要是她上场对太阳打40分钟也不可能只得10分啊。

（在马刺战胜森林狼的第四节比赛，评论员Doris Burke批评了维金斯的表现：“我有一个疑问，为什么维金斯没有参与进攻？他是森林狼在场上的最好球员，他应该决定他们的进攻。”）

[–][PHI] Ben Simmons IThedont 24 points 3 hours ago

I genuinely think she could get 10 if she played 3 games against the suns, she would give up 100 each game tho

西蒙斯球迷：如果她和太阳打三场，我真觉得他能拿到10分，不过她每场都会让对手得100分。

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[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 164 points 4 hours ago

Kuddos to the Suns for almost winning this game without their 2 best rebounders

独行侠球迷：太阳在失去两个队内最好的篮板手的情况下，还差点赢球了，可以的啊。

[–]Suns sunsbr 168 points 4 hours ago

we are one of the best at almost winning games

太阳球迷：说到差点赢球，我们就是联盟最佳之一。

[–]NBA mhac009 50 points 4 hours ago

47-0 on moral victories

说起精神胜利，太阳就是47胜0负。

[–]Suns GGoodman09 15 points 3 hours ago

ehhh we can just forget the first 20 games or so

太阳球迷：呃，前面那20来场比赛就忘了吧。

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