【名人名言励志英语】双语美国：15条有趣的励志名言

funny inspirational quotes有趣的灵感名言

1.“always borrow money from a pessimist . he won ' t expect it back”Oscar Wilde“让我们向悲观主义者借钱。他不会指望你还钱的。单击——奥斯卡王尔德[/cn

2.“first the doctor told me the good news : I was going to have a disease named after me”Steve Martin“首先，医生给我带来了好消息——史蒂夫马丁[/cn

3." people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do . "-is AAC asimov "认为自己知道一切的人对我们来说确实是一大苦恼。[/cn

4.“do not take life too seriously . you will never get out it alive。”El Bert Hubbard "不要对生活太认真。否则你将永远活不下去。”——阿尔伯特赫巴德[/cn

5.“the only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets。”-al mcguire《人生唯一的谜是为什么神风特工队飞行员要戴头盔》—— EL MCGUIRE[/CN

6.“never，under any circumstances，take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night。”Dave Barry "在任何情况下都不要在同一个晚上同时服用——戴夫巴里[/cn

7.“if you think nobody cares if you ' re alive，try missing a couple of payments。”-flip Wilson ——菲利普威尔逊[/cn

8.“a woman ' s mind is cleaner than a man ' s : she changes it more often。”Oliver herford "女人的想法比男人更明确。因为他们变得更频繁。”——奥利弗黑尔福德[/cn

9.“I intend to live forever.so far，so good。”Steven Wright“我将永远活下去，长久有意义”—— Steven Right[/cn

10." nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you ' re wrong . "unknown "即使知道自己做错了，也没有比和别人争论更糟的了——失去的名字[/cn

11.“if evolution really works，how come mothers only have two hands？”——Milton Berle“如果人类真的在进化，为什么妈妈只有两只手？”——米尔顿贝里[/cn

12.“I dream of a better tomorrow，where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives。”unkown "我的梦想是——失去的名字[/cn

13.“when you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren ' t smart enough to get out of jury duty。”——num巡航雨[/cn

14." to erris human，to blame it on somebody else shows management potential "-unkown ——丢失的名称[/cn

15.“the trouble with being punctual is that nobody ' s there to appreciate it。”Franklin p . Jones“守时的缺点之一是没有人能欣赏他。”——富兰克林琼斯

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