题目：
要办一份英语手抄报,各位,提供一些资料吧.比如说：英语小短文,小笑话,新闻,什么的.急,谢了,拜托不要太难懂的,也不要太短或太长,贴近生活的最好啦.
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英语幽默:English HumoursWhen Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的? Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn"t built in a day. 老师：罗马是什么时候建成的? 汤姆：在夜里建成的. 老师：谁告诉你的? 汤姆：是您啊.您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------孔子名言：Famous saying of Confucius学而时习之,不亦说乎? Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application? 温故而知新,可以为师矣. If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------英语格言:English proverbsThe time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long . 人生苦短,若虚度年华,则短暂的人生就太长了.(英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.)Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare 宁为聪明的愚夫,不作愚蠢的才子.－莎士比亚
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