balotelli，干货看这篇!华外音：来自星星的C罗梅西

联赛一回到正轨，大风波的集中战，双红会，巴萨对马竞，米兰德比。我相信上星期六看了9个小时球的人绝对不止一个。好了，废话少说，快看看歪果仁锋利的吐槽和漂亮的配图！

[皇家马德里6-0大胜，克罗科登科]

皇家马德里球迷：一夜之间的欧沙罗。

(Cri5tiano)

Say_Whatt(皇马球迷)：求你再来几次吧。(Please, do this more often.)

MericuhFuckYeah(皇马球迷)：20分钟三球，以这个效率C罗今晚要帽子帽子戏法了。(At this rate he’ll get three hattricks)

w_pc(德国球迷)：贝尔今晚表现太棒，强大的BBC又回来了。(Impressed with Bale so far, getting really involved. The BBC is looking wonderful.)

trumpsta(利物浦球迷)：大圣就是要有大闹中场的自由。(Letting him roam/playing him in the middle works wonders for him)

philipstyrer(切尔西球迷)：看着本泽马控球，再想想刚才科斯塔的控球，我简直要吐了。(Going from watching Costa’s ball control to seeing Benzema makes me want to throw up.)

your_dope_is_mine(巴萨球迷)：是因为脸吗？(Cuz he’s having a bad face?)

【马竞1-2巴萨，梅西替补绝杀】

chocotacoman(巴萨球迷)：要是比赛没拿下，这锅就是梅西二公子的。(If anything bad happens, I blame Messi's new son.)

dranani(印地十一球迷)：都TM赖马特奥。(Yeah, damn you Mateo)

Lord_Amoux(曼城球迷)：梅西一脚任意球找到了刚出生的儿子。(Messi sent the freekick to his newborn back at home)

akaranzo(巴萨球迷)：我去…维尔马伦下赛季见！(God damn it... oh well, see you again next season Vermaelen!)

GerrardSlip(巴萨球迷)：梅西：要啥赛前训练啊。(MESSI DOESN’T NEED TO TRAINING)

Canucksitan(卢旺达球迷)：即使梅西亲自生儿子，他也能参加第二天的比赛。(Messi could probably give birth and play the next day)

omegaxLoL(曼联球迷)：托雷斯叕面对巴萨进球了。(Torres is addicted to scoring against Barcelona isn't he)

【切尔西1-3埃弗顿，奈史密斯替补登场帽子戏法】

Tom_The_Human(切尔西球迷)：球迷朋友们注意了，明晚七点在斯坦福桥外集合，汽油和火柴已经准备就绪。(We will be meeting at 7pm tomorrow outside the Bridge. Petrol and matches will be provided.)

edwardfortehands(埃弗顿球迷)：奈马尔。(Naimar)

-_Sunny5_-(曼联球迷)：全场最佳球员：贝西奇。的腿筋。(MOTM: Besic’s hamstring)

DarthVapor77(埃弗顿球迷)：不，全场最佳肌肉。(Muscle of the match, for sure)

ZuluCthulu(利物浦球迷)：说不定是伊娃下的咒呢。(Let's give some of the credit to the curse of Eva.)

Gary Lineker(加里-莱因克尔)：怪不得斯通斯这么想留在埃弗顿。(No wonder John Stones was so keen to stay at Everton.)

【曼联3-1利物浦，马夏尔梦幻首秀，本特克惊天倒钩】

_thedarkknight(曼联球迷)：上赛季杨教授挤走了天使，现在连孟菲斯也无法幸免了。(Young took care of Angel & now Memphis.)

dobbyschmurda(瑞典球迷)：成功还是靠禽粪。(There must be something in that bird shit he ate)

mendownunder(圣保罗球迷)：比赛治好了我多年的失眠。(This game is curing my insomnia)

Takley(曼联球迷)：马夏尔那球把我整个人都看石更了。(I had an orgasm when that went in)

codespyder(曼城球迷)：然而本特克的倒钩已经把我榨干了。(I was spent after the Benteke goal so I couldn't)

Gary Neville(加里-内维尔)：斯科特尔居然冒这种险，你以为你是皮克啊。(You can't take chances like that when you're Martin Skrtel. All of a sudden he thinks he's Gerard Pique)

【国米1-0米兰，三战全胜登顶】

Thankyouedge(国米球迷)：虽然才踢了3场比赛，但是我还是太tm高兴了！(I know it's 3 games in but I'll fucking take it！)

Estheliel(阿尔巴尼亚球迷)：国米现在踢得越来越好了，榜首当之无愧。孔多比亚简直是个怪物。(Inter's playing some good football, they deserve it. Also Kondogbia is a monster.)

lorencoco(国米球迷)：我一直对巴神又爱又恨，但是看到浪子回头还是高兴啊。(I have a love hate relationship with Balo, but I'm glad he's back and doing well)

Nixty84(切尔西球迷)：已经比利物浦的他强10倍了。(Balotelli already playing 10x better than he was at Liverpool)

ACMBruh(米兰球迷)：巴神永远是我们米兰的宠儿。(Balo is always our boy)

然而，看到巴神状态复苏的利物浦球迷是这样的…