Ihatebrushingmyteeth

I hate brushing my teeth.

我讨厌刷牙漱口。

It's such a chore.

它是反感的事。

Brush, brush. Spit, spit.

刷，刷。吐，吐。

What did they do in the old days?

大家过去是怎么做的?

They brushed with their fingers.

她们用手指刷牙漱口。

They also ate with their fingers!

她们也拿手用餐。

Why do they call it the good old days?

为何她们称那时候为以往的快乐时光呢?

Maybe because they didn't have to brush and floss.

也许由于她们无需刷牙漱口也无需牙线棒。

Who invented flossing?

谁创造发明了牙线棒?

A dentist, I'm sure.

我敢肯定是牙科医生。

I hate flossing more than brushing!

我讨厌牙线棒比刷牙漱口更甚!

I can't wait till all my teeth fall out.

在我的牙掉光以前我不能再等了。