英语心理测试

　　A:Marco, here is an easy psychological test. Are you interested?

　　Marco,这有个简单的心理测试，你有没有兴趣？

　　B:Yes. But make sure you speak slowly so that I can follow you.

　　有，可是你要说的慢一些。那样的话我也能听懂

　　A:Ok. Here we go. Well ,the first question is when you walk into a forest,what is the first qnimal that you wanna see?

　　好的。第一个问题是：当你走进森林时，你看到的第一个动物是什么？

　　B:Tiger. I love tigers.

　　老虎。我喜欢老虎。

　　A:Ok. Then what's the second animal you wanna see ?

　　那第二个动物呢？

　　B: The second. I guess a pig. That's my girlfriend's sign.

　　第二个。我想是猪。我女朋友是属猪的

　　A:Now, after the forest,there comes a little stream. The water is nice and clean. But you are not thirsty. Would you drink some water?

　　现在走过森林，来到一条小溪前，水很干净，可你不渴。你会喝水吗？

　　B:No, cause I'm not thirsty.

　　不会，我又不渴

　　A:The second stream is very dirty,and you are really thirsty this time.Now, would you drink some water?

　　第二条小溪水很脏。可你很渴。这次你会喝水吗？

　　B:I guess so.

　　我想会的

　　A:After this ,you see a small house. So you open the door and go in. You see a vase and lots of roses on the floor. Now tell me how many roses you wanna put into the vase.

　　这之后呢，你看到一个小房子，你开门进去，看到了一只花瓶和许多玫瑰。告诉我你准备放多少只花进去。

　　B:One.

　　一只

　　A:Okay. That's the last question. Now let me tell you its meaning. The first animal is you and the second animal is your girlfriend. You said you're a tiger and she's a pig. That shows you're a really bossy man and you're lazy, cause your girlfriend is lazy.

　　好了，那是最后一个问题。现在我来解释一下。第一个动物代表你，第二个代表你的女朋友。你说你看到了老虎和猪。那表示你是个很爱发号施令的人。而且还很懒，因为你女朋友很懒。

　　B:What about the streams?

　　那小溪呢？

　　A:The 2 streams are 2 opportunities in your life. You caught one.

　　那两条小溪代表人生中的两次机会。你抓住了一次。

　　B:Then the roses.

　　玫瑰呢

　　A:The roses refer to your lovers after you get married. You may have one lover.

　　玫瑰指的是你的情人。你以后可能会有一个情人。

　　B:That's not true. I won't buy your story.

　　瞎说，我才不信呢。

　　Attention Please…特别提醒

　　[你可以请外教反复帮你模仿/训练下面句子/词组的正宗美式发音]

　　[1] psychological test心理测试。心理测试的很多问题很荒诞。但有时也挺准确的。psychology是指心理学。心理学家就是psychologist。逆反心理则是reverse psychology

　　[2]sign的一个意思表示星座。几十年前老美们泡妞时会说What's your sign?{你是什么星座的？}不过现在这个问题已经过时了。

　　Related Words…相关词汇

　　以下这些词并未给出汉语意思，你可以试着用我们学到的英语问问外教它们的意思

　　[ ie:What does "***"mean?"***"是什么意思？]

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