考试前复习作业写不完发的搞笑句子，幽默有才，太提神了

1.不是不想做作业，而是一碰作业，手机就会嫉妒。

it ' s not that I don ' t want to do my homework，but that when I touch it，my cell phone becomes jealous .

2.本来想复习轰轰烈烈的，但写完作业都是问题。

I wanted to have a vigorous review, but it was a problem to finish my homework.

3、以前有个人想写完作业再吃饭，后来他饿死了。

There used to be a man who wanted to finish his homework before eating, but later he starved to death.

4、有些歌听前奏就爱上了，有些人看第一眼就喜欢上了，有些作业打开第一页就不想做了。

Some songs fall in love with this song when they listen to the prelude, some people fall in love with this person at first sight, some homework open the first page and don't want to do it.

5、我已经把作业放在阳台上了，这就叫万事俱备，只欠东风。

I have put my homework on the balcony, so that everything is ready, only the east wind.

6、请问我消极对待作业，能不能取消我做作业的资格？

If I treat homework negatively, can I be disqualified from doing homework?

7、我有一个技能，可以在两天内写完寒假作业，可这个技能要在寒假最后两天才能完成。

I have a skill that can finish my homework in two days, but this skill can only be completed in the last two days of winter vacation.

8、写作业时碰了手机，就像吃了炫迈根本停不下来。

When I touch my mobile phone while doing my homework, it's like eating xuanmai and I can't stop.

9、刚才躺在床上听歌，发现作业还有一大堆没写，我啪啪打了自己几巴掌，听歌呢，想啥？

Just now, I was lying in bed listening to songs. I found that there was still a lot of homework left unwritten. I slapped myself a few times: I was listening to songs. What was I thinking?

10、手上没几十张卷子，都不好意思说自己放假。

If you don't have dozens of papers, you're too embarrassed to say you're on holiday.

11、不写作业心里难受，一写作业浑身难受。

When I don't do my homework, I feel sad. I feel sick when I do my homework.

12、我对作业不仁不义，作业对我不离不弃。

I am not benevolent and unjust to homework, but homework is not abandoned to me.

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